ok--so my absence is justifiable by the following:
1. Ovarian cysts
2. Orthopedic consults for Matthew
3. speech consults for Matthew
4. Lady problems
5. Shitty work
6. Grey's Attatomy
7. Pepper Spray attack
8. etc.
So as you can clearly see Murphy's Law has been kicking my ass for the past 2 months and I am sure that it will continue for the next 8. Lets start with 1 & 4-Being dropped to your knees in pain thinking that your lady parts are falling and rotting from your body=no fun. What is also not fun is being told that you have ovarian cysts--not cyst(singular) but multiple--as in a minimum of 6 that can be seen on ultrasound. 6......yeah--not my idea of a grand time.
Lets skip to 2, 3, and 7. My son will give me ulcers before the time that I am 25..and that is in 10 short months! Between nurse maid's elbow and an almost pepper spray disaster-he is ALL boy and nothing short of a heart attack.
Number 5--speaks for itself.
Number 6--has actually been saving my life but unfortunately has lead to multiple crying fits that leave my dehydrated and yearning for more.
I am going to try and start documenting the shit my son says and become famous and rich from the glory and prestige that comes from it!
