Slap Chop and Snuggy

Please take a look at yourself and check off the following list:

1.  People who say they "hate drama" usually cause more than anyone else.
2.  If I call you and you text me back "hey! whats up"..I called you for a reason.  Pick up your phone and call me back damn it!!
3.  Facebook does not care each time your child laughs (we don't need a video) or what you are making for dinner tonight, last night, and tomorrow night.  Keep that shit to yourself.
4.  Every time I talk to you or hear from  you please do not feed me a "poor pitiful me" story--I'm tired of feeling bad for you.  It is humanly impossible and unbearable to have a cough, headache, sore throat, or runny nose for the "last 6 months"--as you claim.

With all that being said-please do not feel as though you are being personally attacked if you fall guilty to any of the above crimes-I am just trying to make you more aware of what is going on around you.  These are not favorable traits and usually lead to talking behind your back or a lack of invites/Christmas cards.  

Another thing I would like to get off my chest is how frustrating and irritating it is to see items like the Slap Chop and Snuggy making millions of dollars...why??  Because Americans are soooo gullible.  I will admit that I own a slap chop but a snuggy aka backwards robe-no thanks! 
And to make matters worse, when you watch the commercial and while trying to make a point it shows someone pouring coffee on their lap and tripping on blankets and then BOOM!!  in comes the Snuggy and she can now drink her coffee and walk freely without tripping-its a little much.

Well this entry has little to no solid structure-just though I would get a little off my chest to lighten the mood. 
Its Friday bitches-loosen up!!